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An excursion with Painless Excursions will offer you an incredible experience with many unforgettable memories. It's our mission to make sure each and every person who goes on an excursion with us has a day tailored to and beyond their expectations. We offer many family fun adventures such as snorkeling, turtle swims, island hopping, and more! Each boat will be captained by a US Coast Guard (USCG) licensed captain who is well knowledgable of the waters and destinations around the US and BVI will be your guide and leave you with many memories. See our list of our suggested destinations and let’s create your adventure today!

Our Boats

USVI Bound Trips

Lekker is a 35ft Hydra-Sports that has been completely redone in 2019. She offers a spacious, comfortable, and dry ride thanks to her smooth riding Deep-V hull and Carolina Bow flare normally only seen on large sport fishing Yachts. She is powered by triple 250 horsepower Yamaha Outboards which offer a powerful and fuel-efficient ride. She is perfect for exploring the USVI and taking groups up to 12 people (4 boats available up to 48 people plus capacity!) Did someone say music? She has the best JL audio Bluetooth system for her size in the USVI! With 18 JL Audio speakers and subs, she has even been featured and sponsored by JL AUDIO. She will get the party started! The open bow gives you plenty of seating in the front and rear so you and your family, friends, or group can sit and ride in style. She also includes snorkel gear, a knowledgeable and friendly captain, a large Yeti cooler stocked with ice and water, and a freshwater rinse. You’re also welcome to bring any other beverages/snacks or ask about us providing them for you. 

BVI Bound Trips 


Need something bigger or want to explore the BVI? Our Large boats are spacious, comfortable, smooth riding Deep-V hulls powered by triple 250 horsepower Yamaha Outboards. These boats are perfect for exploring the USVI/BVI or taking larger groups up to 12 people per boat (4 boats available up to 48 people plus capacity!) Music? Our large boats have a Bluetooth system with up to 18 JL Audio speakers and subs to get the party started! The open bow gives you plenty of seating in the front and rear so you and your family, friends, or group can sit and ride in style. She also includes snorkel gear, a knowledgeable and friendly captain, a large Yeti cooler stocked with ice and water, and a fresh water rinse. You’re also welcome to bring any other beverages/snacks or ask about us providing them for you.  

Regardless of what boat you book for your adventure, you’re sure to have an unforgettable experience!

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Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime? Painless Excursions provides the area’s premier charter service aboard our comfortable boats. Join us today and have some fun with Boat Charters, Water Sports, and Banana Boats.

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Boat Rentals & Charters

We offer many family fun adventures such as snorkeling, turtle swims, island hopping, and more! Each boat will be captained by a US Coast Guard (USCG) licensed captain who is well knowledgable of the waters and destinations around the US and BVI will be your guide, watersports operator, and leave you with many memories. See our list of our suggested destinations or tell us your plans and let’s create your adventure today!

 

 

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USVI Destinations

Pizza Pi

Pizza Pi is a floating pizzeria in Christmas Cove. They serve handmaid pizza, drinks, and ice cream to hungry boats from November through July. Check out their menu so you can grab a slice on your trip!

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Honeymoon Beach Water Island

Honeymoon Beach Water Island is home to Dinghys beach bar, Heidi's Honeymoon Grill, and Wicked Watersports Jetski rentals. It is located on water island which is home to roughly 100 residents. You can also expect to see sea turtles in the bay.
 

Maho Bay St John 

Maho Bay is located on the north shore of St John. St John is home to several of the world's most beautiful beaches on its north shore. Snorkeling here is of the best in the USVI, turtles are always seen daily, and even whales are often seen here. Whether visiting Maho or elsewhere St John is definitely a must do.

Cartanza Senora

The Cartanza is a shipwreck just off of Buck Island. It is home to many species of tropical fish and is definitely a spot that will make you say WOW. Want more? Jump in with a dog biscuit! In no time you will be surrounded by hundreds of beautiful tropical fish, but don't worry! They only want the biscuit.

*Please note that many more destinations are available*
BVI Destinations

White Bay Jost Van Dyke

Known for its beautiful sandy beach and its many famous bars, a visit to White Bay is a must on your charter. Home of the original Painkiller, Soggy Dollar Bar has been making painkillers since the 1970s. Rebuilt after the Hurricanes, Soggy Dolar Dar and Hendos Hideout are also the perfect spot for a bite to eat and relax before heading home.

The Baths 

The Baths is a 7-acre maze of granite boulders that have eroded to form a maze of tunnels and caves that you can walk through and explore. The Baths is one of the crown jewels of the BVI as these boulders form breathtaking views and are surrounded by crystal clear waters. See for yourself here!

The Willy T

The Willy T is a floating restaurant and bar Located at Norman Island. Its a great spot for a quick bite to eat, boat party or if you're feeling adventurous a 20-foot jump from the Top deck of the boat.

Sandy Spit &  Sandy Cay

Surrounded by sand and palm trees, Sandy spit remains a popular deserted island getaway that sailors have been coming to for decades. Sandy Cay even has its own short hiking trail! You may recognize this place as it once appeared in a Corona commercial 

*Please note that many more destinations are available*
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Things To Remember
  • Your captain will meet you between 8 and 9 AM
  • Alternative pick up locstions can be requested. Some of those locations are the East End of St Thomas, Downtown Charlotte Amalie or in Cruz Bay, St. John
  • Your passport if you plan on traveling to the British Virgin Islands
  • No shoes are allowed on the boat
  • Spray sunscreen is not allowed to be used while on the boat
  • Charters can last up to 8 hours or until 5:30 (whichever comes first)
  • Gratuity for Captain & Crew 15% - 20%
What To wear 
  • Comfortable clothing

  • Swimsuit

  • Comfortable shoes

Most Importantly... HAVE FUN!

Cancelation Notices,  Rates Inclusions, & Exclusions 

  • Customers have untill 24 hours before their charter to noify us of a cancelation for a full refund. 
  • Customers will receive a full refund or credit with 24 hours notice of cancellation. 
  • Customers will also receive a full refund or credit in case of operator cancellation due to weather or other unforeseen circumstances. 
  • Cancelations within 24 hours of their scheduled trip will recieve half price or credit towards another trip. 
  • Contact us at (340) 244 -1340 to cancel or inquire about a cancellation.
  • No-shows will be charged the full price.
  • Please see "Book Now" for specific rates. 
  • No BVI on small boats. Please book a larger boat for BVI.
  • Gratuity to captain is highly recommended for excellent service! 15% - 20%
  • Additional fuel charges will be added at the end of the trip based on your journey
  • BVI Custom Fees are not included in price 
  • Price includes Captain, crew, boat, water, ice, snorkel gear, watersports equipment, and US park fees. 
  • Price does not include dockage fees. 
  • Does not include food or items purchased on charter. 
  • We are not responsible for the loss of personal property brought onboard unless solely the result of the operator.